{"id":13886,"date":"2019-11-24T11:38:31","date_gmt":"2019-11-24T10:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pomgedichten.nl\/?p=13886"},"modified":"2019-11-24T11:38:32","modified_gmt":"2019-11-24T10:38:32","slug":"13886","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pomgedichten.nl\/index.php\/2019\/11\/24\/13886\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pomgedichten.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/appeltaart-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13887\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pomgedichten.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/appeltaart-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.pomgedichten.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/appeltaart.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><figcaption><strong> de appelbeignets van van W<br> (Jan Arends indachtig)<\/strong><br><br> ja! appelbeignets gekocht bij huize van W<br> op het gelderlandplein &#8211; zesendertig euro &#8211; de zes <br> ze liggen daar op gouden schaaltjes<br> die je niet meekrijgt<br> bij de dames met witte handschoenen<br> die de beignets fijngevoelig<br> in een kartonnen doos laten glijden<br><br> het zal wel een afwijking zijn <br> maar ik word er geil van<br> ik bestel er altijd eerst twee<br> en als ze in het doosje zitten<br> zeg ik &#8211; o doet u er nog maar twee bij<br> dan pakt ze met der handschoen<br> een groter doosje <br><br> en met iets van een aarzeling <br> vult ze het doosje van vier<br> als ze bijna triomfantelijk<br> het doosje wil dichtvouwen zeg ik<br> ben ik erg lastig? als ik zeg dat ik er zes wil <br> ZES of meer?  de vraag<br> die ze niet meer kan onderdrukken<br><br> ZES zeg ik toch &#8211; ZES!<br> moet ik hier godverdomme alles herhalen<br> in die frituurtent van jullie<br> en wanneer trekken we weer eens nieuwe handschoenen aan?<br> ik heb geen zin in handschoenen <br> die de hele dag 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